Blubbering Belle Taylor

OMG how disgusting is Belle Taylor and how exactly is Aden not throwing up at the sniffling mess. There are actually slimy snots dripping from her nose. If this isn't an advertisement not to do drugs, I really don't know what is! Check this out...




Clean your act up girlie (as Irene says) before it's too late, the hotness that is Aden won't wait around forever...dunno how he does it, she's gross. If you had him on your arm, there would hardly be need for drugs....

Corrie and Emmerdale

It has been brought to my attention that I only talk about certain soaps...I regretfully don't have time to watch every one so unfortunately some have to take a back seat. These include Corrie and Emmerdale so I suggest anyone who wants to, feel free to comment on the saps in these 2 soaps...all opinions welcome!!!

Dyer denies Enders fans a right auld treat!

Sorry guys rumour has it Danny Dyer has regretfully reneged on joining Eastenders after all bummer...he would have been perfect; I've never seen a more perfect "Cockney geezer"!

Eastenders, Libby Fox goody two shoes!

Does anyone else wanna punch Libby right in the face? She needs to just shut up and leave Patrick alone...for God sake Tommy killed his fiancé in a racial attack and she wants him to forgive the dying racist. Sure he deserves to suffer for what he did! Seriously cop yourself on and get a life. What is Darren Miller thinking; he must be on some serious mind enhancing drugs!

Is Hollyoaks Ste being taken for a ride?

Is it my imagination or are that freaky couple Daniel and Natalie hanging around Ste gonna snatch his and Amy's baby...I have a bad feeling about this you can spot it a mile away!

How to follow Soapland Saps!

Hey everyone people have been telling me that they have tried to become a follower of SS but cant for some reason...I think you may have to create a gmail account then away you go!!! It only takes a minute so would be great if yiz can all hook up!

Ash v Justin: You decide!

Ash





Justin

Hollyoaks Ash finally gets his just deserts!

Finally, devious Ash Roy has been exposed for the snake in the grass that he really is! Justin and Hannah can at long last delight us all in getting together. What a hot couple they will make! Alas, rumour has it that Justin Burton (aka Chris Fountain) is set to leave the soap in an explosive storyline that will also see the demise of hot stuff Warren Fox (aka Jamie Lomas)..What’s up with the Hollyoaks producers are they gonna leave us with anything good to look at? Cos clearly the acting is abysmal and the tottie, both male and female is the reason for Hollyoaks strange popularity. I must say though that the storylines have hit on quite a lot of important issues such as eating disorders, bullying, drug use and racism....but even at that the best actor to grace Hollyoaks since its arrival in 1995 is 9 year old Tom Cunningham played by Ellis Hollins...now that really doesn't say much for the acting talent in Hollyoaks...but sure hey if they keep adding hot stuff for us to look at we will certainly keep watching, so Hollyoaks keep up the good work!!!

Writer's at H&A Lose The Plot!!!

OK, a new height has been reached. The writer's of Home and Away are now seriously stepping up their own effort's tenfold, in their very own search for Sap Status. 1st they kill one of the best characters ever, the gorgeous Jack Holden (aka Paul O'Brien). Now they place Jeff and Nicole on a desserted Island, where they get accusted by none other than a serial killer!!...He exclaims,
"I've killed people...I still see their faces"!
Come on...what next, flesh eating zombies?!!!!
Home and Away, weekdays on RTE 1 (1.20)...Check it out....

In memory of mony Melody!

Here we go finally learned how to post you tube video's...better late than never! Check out soapland's biggest sap the legendary Melody!

Has Ian taken it a step too far or wha!!!!

I can't believe Ian wanted Jane to slaughter Mo Slater's pig...What will he think of next, I reckon the recession is getting to him more than normal people....is he for real or what...let me know your thoughts :)

I can't find an up to date video of Ian so here's a classic...Phil is on the war path and Ian is shitting it!

Anita Hollyoaks

Has Anita actually got a brain?... how does she not know that Theresa McQueen one is actually takin the piss out of her, she'd believe anything she says and put her hand in the fire if she told her to ...literally!!!

Belle is breaking!!!

Home and Away's Belle appears to be cracking up, off her head on prescription pills! poor auld Aiden how is he putting up with her at all at all....

Ian Beale

Haha what's the craic with Ian, the leather jacket and the ear-piece?!!!Hilarious....

Ding dong Melody is gone!!!

Well it looks like the rumour's are true, Melody is leaving with her psycho mother!!! hahahahaha....

Home and Away's Belle

Is Belle actuallly that thick that she didn't know what Freya the flirt was talking about when she offered her a pick me up...drugs duh!!! Looks like Melody might have some serious competition!

Mistake in poll!

I just noticed a mistake in the poll...Libby is from Eastenders...not Home and Away as stated..silly mistake on my part..have Home and Away on the brain!

Melody to exit?

The rumour's are rife!! Melody is set to exit Home and Away, this could be the best news ever...we could finally be spared her stupid mony head!
If anyone knows the truth to these rumours please put us all out of our misery, for once and for all!!!

Check out "Back to the Bay", a great forum to give your soap character views...and basically have a good auld bitch!!!

http://www.backtothebay.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=33134

Serious competition for the tragic trophy!

Home and Away's Ruby is certainly challenging Melody for Home and Away's most tragic this week...how many times is she gonna throw herself at Xavier. It's the most embarrassing thing since Melody telling a packed school hall that, "me and Jeff are meant to be together"!


Check out pure desperado!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvwCKAS4x8E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBWSjZr4Nm8&feature=related

If anyone wants to see a prime example of Melody in action check out the following links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTr-8zgwe_A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NVnapBfuQA&feature=PlayList&p=E87BF68E7ECD4ACF&index=10



I still can't figure out exactly how to put video's straight on from youtube...when I figure it out I'll make it more accessible!

God, Hollyoaks Anita is such an idiot...is she for real...no balls whatsoever!





Check out Hollyoaks, weekdays at 6.30

...another soapland sap to add to the list...Libby from Eastenders...just how annoying can one little girl be!

Home and Away's Melody

Has anyone else noticed how incredibly annoying Melody in Home and Away is? Possibly the most hated soap character of the mo! Let me know your thoughts!